“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” – Billy, age 4
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” – Terri, age 4
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” – Noelle, age 7
“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” – Elaine, age 5
“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” – Rebecca, age 8
“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” – Bobby, age 7
“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” – Karl, age 5
“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” – Chris, age 7
“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” – Tommy, age 6
A man took his dog to the vet and the vet said "your dog is dead but I want to do one more test". The vet took a cat and waved it in front of the dog. When the man got his bill it was $300 dollars! When he asked the vet why it was so expensive, the vet said "it was $50 for my consultation, and $250 for the CatScan"!
on Monday February 6, 2012 at 10:26AM
A three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. They're the only feet I got!."
on Tuesday November 15, 2011 at 09:48AM
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
on Tuesday November 15, 2011 at 09:45AM
It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president’s birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends. –Age 8
on Saturday October 15, 2011 at 11:43AM