What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:51PM
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:49PM
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Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:48PM
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What does a cowboy like on his salad?
Ranch dressing.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:47PM
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What is a duck's favorite snack?
Cheese and "quackers".
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:46PM
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Why was the broom late for school?
Because he over "swept".
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:46PM
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:44PM
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Why are fish so bad at basketball?
They don't like to get close to the net.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:43PM
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How did the karate teacher greet his students?
He said "Hi-yah".
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:42PM
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Why did the hamburger lose the race?
It could never "ketchup".
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:41PM
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