What stays in the corner, but travels all over the world?
A stamp.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:39PM
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What did the tooth fairy use to fix her wand?
Toothpaste.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:33PM
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:32PM
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When a duck has no money, what does he tell the waiter?
Put it on my bill.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:31PM
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What's even smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:29PM
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What was the t.v. doing at the beach?
Channel Surfing
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:29PM
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Why didn't Cinderella make it onto the basketball team?
Because she ran away from the ball.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:28PM
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Why was the math book so sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:26PM
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What did "Dela" wear?
Her "New Jersey".
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:25PM
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Why is it so dangerous to play cards in the jungle?
Because there are so many "cheetahs".
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on Tuesday April 23 at 07:24PM
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